- How old am I:
- I understand:
- What is my figure features:
- I'm quite slender
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I thought the profile defined me. Widowed from my Irish Catholic husband who had been attracted to my legs and body as long as I left my mind somewhere else, I now hoped to find a Jewish man who was attracted to my body and mind. Three men responded. They talked. I listened. The first, a retired scientist told me he was divorced and trying to get out of a relationship.
He balanced his bulk on one hip while he withdrew his wallet to show me her picture, a zaftik, well stacked woman draped in diamonds. The second, a retired surgeon, divorced with grandchildren had married a young, woman who filled his bed and stole from his wallet.
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He divorced and was forced to take jobs as a doctor in a clinic. I told him I was a writer with an unpredictable income. He sighed and said there was no chemistry for him. The third date was with a retired man, never married who was in love with his new toy, a BMW. This man was angular and bald and reassured me he would comfort my sorrow, something I never elicited. Obviously he never had bothered to read my entire profile that identified me as Jewish. I needed a new profile.
This is not an essay or a short story. My fingers ignored the warning.
I also felt spent and at the same time relieved. My thoughts and feelings were cleaned out.
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Prospective matches or men who might become ificant others would never read those words. I would rewrite the profile again and would include the word mensch without definition. She teaches and lectures in the US, facilitates writing retreats in Tuscany and Cape Cod, and writes about her Jewish roots, feelings, memories and experiences in published books, short stories, essays, poems and plays for children and adults.
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